Archive for the ‘Women’ Category
A Bad Hair Day (2)
After an emergency meeting with my hairstylist last weekend, he taught me how to style my hair so it would look like Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Kate Beckinsale altogether. He took the criticism from those biggest cosmetics company people really seriously, so he makes sure I would show up with my immaculate hair and [...]
A Bad Hair Day (1)
Melly just has had a wonderful curly hair and talked me into it. Last weekend, for the first time in my life, I permed my hair. I went to my hairstylist, and 15 minutes later, my hair is curly. I thought it is cute. I thought I look cute. Until the real trouble comes the [...]
I'm Too Busy For You
Last week I went back home. When I say home, it means where my parents live; since to me home is a vague concept (is home where you’ve spent most of your time in your life? is it where you were born? is it where your parents originally come from? is it where you like [...]
Upgraded Girls
Ever read books called “4 Blondes” or “Trading Up” by Candace Bushnell? It’s hilarious. It’s also scary, especially to me, to realize that there are so many women out there, who are willing to give up anything, anything!, just to climb a social ladder and be in a better position (richer, more famous, etc). Oddly [...]
ADD
ADD- Attention Deficit Disorder: when you friend interrups all conversations, steering the talk back to themselves, since they must be the center of attention at all times I took this term from Between Boyfriends, which originally is ADDD (attention deficit dating disorder), but I find it so similar to my present situation, so I change [...]
Excess Baggages
When we reach certain age, we are not only be blessed with wrinkles and wisdom (in that order!), but also with tracks and history. Some can be seen and touched (kids, ex boyfriends, pressies from them, tongue-pierced), some are intangible stuffs, like experience (the best, the worst, the biggest, the funniest, the weirdest…), and memory. [...]
Dear Liar
Dear Liar, Why do you think you can getaway easily? Why do you think others won’t remember what you have said and done? Why do you think others won’t pick up pieces and have them glued back together into a complete picture? I have no idea. Dear Liar, Are you able to have a sound [...]
To Make Friendship Works, You Have to Work It Out
There was something wrong between me and this girl. We have known each other for a year and between 5 of us, this girl is an enigma. My other girlfriends are easy, we have everything in common, we like and dislike the same thing, we have similar opinion about things in life, we have similar [...]
Simple Friendships
What happened to simple friendships? You know what I mean. A friendship that doesn’t cost you a thing. A friendship that is not based on what you get = what you give. A friendship that lasts because you like each other, not because you’re doing business together. In our childhood, you simply made friends because [...]
How To Find A Boyfriend
I’ve been in my hometown for about a week, but it doesn’t stop me for being a Boyfriend Crisis Centre (BCC) host. I still get texts at 2.00 in the morning from friends asking questions such as “Do you think his email indicates he likes me?” or “What does he mean when he said he’d [...]

















